=== Nari thought it would be a great present. James did not. What kind of birthday gift is a wedding invitation? TO YOUR OWN WEDDING? "Do you like it?" His best friend asked innocently, trying to contain her laughter. "I hate you so much," he muttered, dragging a hand down his face. "Who- what- how- why-" "All in due time, darling," she smirked. "I bet you can't wait for the big day." --- Okay, so why did this kid kind of look like a younger version of him? But like- 14, and different? Behind him was standing a blonde girl, he'd heard her introduce herself earlier, what was her name again? Pentagon? Wow, these rich white girl names were getting out of hand. One day a Keighleiygh, the next day a Pentagon. Huh. Then it hit him. "Why the hell am I 'marrying' a fourteen-year-old?" He asked Nari, who shrugged. The kid, Samson, or Samosa, or something, looked equally confused. Pentagon was failing to stifle her evil sounding giggles. Then suddenly, everything went black and he was suddenly in a forest alone. "There. I saved you." Erebos said. "Now you can marry someone of my choosing!" "Burn in hell." ===
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