ExOnOe's Adventure Returns is a series made by @ExOnOe, @gidgetpoodle, @NOVASPIDER_ULTRA, @BDW2010, @PixelJCoder, @Something_Cray-Z, @kirbo12345678, @Sebek28, @champion_ofcloud-var, @28CoolKing28, and @K-Round2. This song is about Chapter 3 of EOOAR and contains characters made by all the devs. THIS IS NOT CANON but it does cover canon events
Verse 1 (Juffy) Let’s fly to the desert! (ExOnOe) Wait, who are you? (Juffy) I’m Juffy, and I have a gun You gotta admit it’s cool! (ExOnOe) Wait, Element Kirby’s lost! (Pasta) Don’t worry, I brought him out from the frost He’s in this building behind me But I’d rather go alone, do you see? (Nova) Wait, he LIED, EK’s been kidnapped! (Pasta) You’re stuck in noodles, now you’re trapped! Will the heroes come for you? (Element Kirby) I know they will, don’t lie, dude Chorus Desolate, Desolate, Desolate Desert Kidnappings here are raising alerts Pasta, why’d you take our friend? Don’t you want stereotypes to end? Verse 2 (Juffy) Here we’re guarding the angel creature (Fartblub) Although it does have Kirby features I doubt it will move at all Worst scenario, the airship falls! *The creature teleports away* (Fartblub) Oh no. Juffy, we’re doomed! (Juffy) Let that chaos be resumed *Juffy rips off FB’s skin* (Fartblub) WHY’D YOU RIP MY SKIN OFF, MAN?!? This is getting out of hand! (ExOnOe) The creature escaped? (Juffy) Don’t get too mad. (ExOnOe) EASIER SAID THAN DONE! EXPLOSIONS TO THE MAX! (Bob) Now I’m here to bring your army’s doom! (OnExOe) Oh, I’m afraid that I won’t let you. (Sandalla) Guess we’re stuck here, not much else to do (Nexus) Man, I could really use a friend or two (Nexus) How about a deal, heroes? If you help get Pasta out of the Dark Army, I’ll help you save your friend! (ExOnOe) It’s a deal! Chorus Desolate, Desolate, Desolate Desert Kidnappings here are raising alerts Pasta, why’d you take our friend? Don’t you want stereotypes to end? Verse 3 (Gem) Juffy! (Juffy) Gem?!? (Gem) Submit to your crimes, ya blob! You stole my portal gun And made me lose my job! (Plazma) Don’t forget the milk, Pasta. (Pasta) Oh, no worries, I’ll make sure- HUH? (Nexus) Pasta! You’re here! Stop working for evil! (Pasta) Nexus, bud, I’m making plot appeal! (Kadrenaline) Listen, EoXeNo, I’m not your ally. (EoXeNo) That’s fine, BUT I’ll tell you where the heroes lie. (Kadrenaline) Juffy, Ex, Gem, you’re coming with me, face Bowser! (Juffy) Naw mate, that’s uncool, I'm using my spin attack! (Kadrenaline) THAT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME, YOU HALF-WITTED IMBECILE! Chorus Desolate, Desolate, Desolate Desert Kidnappings here are raising alerts Pasta, why’d you take our friend? Don’t you want stereotypes to end? Verse 4 (Pasta) Time to put an end to your filthy stereotypes! (ExOnOe) What do you mean? We’re being otherwise! (Sebek) These pasta noodles are not as they appear! (Pasta) I kinda just wish that Nexus was here... (Sebek) Ow! He hit me! (Dawn) Pasta, you can be good, don’t you see? (Evildroid) Hello Pasta, the army upgraded me (Pasta) Stereotypical! That cannot be! Go back where you belong, bigot! (Evildroid) It’s 12 against 1, forget it! *Evildroid leaves* (Sebek) Is Pasta going on his good guy arc? (Pasta) Well, with promises broken, that can start! (Nexus) Pasta let’s go! And I got the milk! (ExOnOe) Nice! With that out of the way... where to next?
