heyhey its your alpha cami! welcome to my next proj :D today I will be showing your epic hot takes <3 im too lazy to make a real proj so here I am in the desc. epic the musical hot takes: he.. hot take #1 (these are all from the epic comm) I don't find Neal Illustrator's Poseidon that hot yeah no dip sherlock why would you find a million year old dude hawt. (casually looks at hermes) hot take #2 Calypso Is a horrible person with no redeeming qualities. Yes. Honestly she has no excuse for the things she did for ody... yeah i get it your trapped on an island with nothing to do, slowly going insane but let the poor man go bro. hot take #3 wyfilwma is overly romanticized and Penelope mayyybbeee shouldn't have immediately accepted a man she hadn't seen in 20 years (who'd become a mass-murderer) like nothing had happened. THIS ONE I GET. Penelope i adore u but... girl if I were you i would've said bye bye to the mass murderer. You took the lives of 600 men lil bro no excuse. Hot take #4 the canon god designs are a bit iffy. (lookin at you zeus, hera, aphrodite, god games gang) they look more like super heroes than greek gods tbh though I do love athena. Yeah i dont really like the god's designs generally. Don't hate me but god games is one of my least fav epic songs. Im sorry. Hot take #5 I dislike Circe and Calypso so much I ship them. Thats wild.. i have nothing to say. coughs* CIRCE X TELEMACHUS 4 ever!!!! and ig leo and calypso... irl hot takes: 1. Stanleys are overrated real. I fr used to have a stanley just so I could socially be accepted, they were like a symbol of status in my old school.They are literally overpriced poisonous tumblers. 2.