Yay! It’s out! tHe HeRo Of HyRuLe Chapter 1: Ravioli vs Ravioli Link was walking around the castle, looking for ice cream. “WHY ARE YOU IN HERE, LINK? THIS IS MY HOUSE!” Zelda shouted as she entered the room. Link mentally reset the “Days since Zelda breakdown” counter as he prepared his response. Awkwardly, Link replied “Ice... cream. I was looking for ice cream” “In here, Hyrule Castle?” “…yes…” Zelda was so overwhelmed by the stupidity that she left the room. Whilst leaving, she saw Ravioli- sorry, I mean Revali- exit a portal from the past with a plate of ravioli in it. As in the pasta. “I hate this disgusting meal.” Revali shouted. Zelda thought it best to talk to him. “Erm… Revali, what are you doing?” Continued below :)
“Tingle dared me to eat this asinine meal called ravioli. I believe it is related to the nickname everyone has been calling me.” he replied. A large crowd emerged. Revali constantly repeated under his breath “Asinine. Everyone but me is asinine.” He threw the pasta in Yunobo’s face and returned to his own time. Tingle then mysteriously disappeared, and in the wind, all could hear the phrase “Koo-loo limpah!” Link then continued searching for ice cream, this time in South Akkala. WILL LINK FIND IT? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK IN CHAPTER 2: THE WRATH OF K1LL-TON Thanks guys! Ping List: @larkenzara587 @TataDritten
