lyrics: Bro heard the Big Bang Bro′s expiry date expired Bro witnessed the fall of the Roman Empire Bro met Julius Caesar Bro was Jesus' thirteenth disciple Bro ghosted Cleopatra Bro got a signed copy of the Bible Bro co-founded Earth Bro saw dinosaurs go extinct Bro forgot to die Bro met Burger King when he was a prince Bro′s friends are now fossil fuels Bro is still waiting for GTA 6 Bro lived in Pangea Bro was the Chief Architect of the pyramids When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone He found a missed call from bro Bro's bestie was Shakespeare Bro invented the oldest trick in the book (In the book) Bro watches Jurassic Park to reminisce about his childhood Bro was the waiter at the last supper His birthday says BC Man has Moses in his contacts Bro was classmates with Adam and Eve Bro invented the wheel POV: Bro is one shot (One shot) Bro's not old, bro′s ancient Bro′s still waiting for Carti to drop Bro's history class didn′t have a name Bro met Alexander before he was great Shut it Shut it
