Scratch is a service used by people of all ages, including young children. Please do not talk about alcohol, tobacco, or illegal substances on Scratch. Here are some of the comments that led to this message: " a joke that'll work. A gorilla walks into a bar and he's making a mess of the place so when he comes over to the counter the bartender makes his drink extra expensive so he'll leave sooner. Midway through the gorillas drink the bartender says "You know we don't see many gorillas here" and the gorilla replies "For 15 dollars a ____ i'm not surprised"