[Yes I already finished!!] [square brackets arent part of the story] [This isn't like meant to have shipping, don't interpret it that way unless its platonic idk lol-] A wide smile spread upon Grian's face as he looked down at what he was holding. It sifted through his fingers leaving a slight red taint on his fingers. He inhaled sharply in excitement and... he accidentally breathed in the Redstone dust. Grian suddenly ch0ked and gasped for air, and then immediately laughed. "I ate Redstone, Mumbo!" Grian yelled, turning around. "-really quite simpl- Grian?" Mumbo asked. He had a rather glorious moustache as well hehe. "You..." Mumbo looked at Grian, and laughed. "You ate it???" he exclaimed. Grian looked at his hands. "Well, yeh, I sort of kind of inhaled it, you know?" Mumbo wheezed and put a finger up. "IM CHUFFED TO BITS-" "PFFT-" Grian said, laughing even harder. Mumbo straightened up. "Well, I better get back to work." He looked slightly disappointed. Grian caught this. "I thought you like Redstone?" he asked, looking at Mumbo in confusion. Mumbo bit his lip and smiled. "Well not as much as I like hanging out with you, Grian!" Grian beamed at him. "Aww thanks... have I mentioned you have an amazing beautiful moustache-?" "YES Grian! You have! By trying to steal it!" Grian rolled his eyes. "I just can't help myself.... don't you think it'd look EVEN better on MY face-?" Mumbo punched Grian, but not in an irritated way. "No. It would not!" He turned back to his Redstone and did some final tweaks before stepping away and presenting it to Grian. "Totally Grian proof!" he exclaimed. Grian stared at it. It... wasn't exactly as Mumbo would say, 'really quite simple'? It was more like... 'mumbo jumbo'. "..." Mumbo looked worried. "Try and break it now!" Grian's eyes widened in excitment. "WAIT RLLY????" Mumbo nodded happily. Grian's eyes lit up, and he leaped on top of the Redstone contraption, hit a button several times, ran around it singing 'I can break redstooooooneee with pErMiSsIoN!!!!!', flicking levers left and right, emptying hoppers, changing Redstone repeater signals and finally... blowing it up with good ol' TNT. [who remembers tea n toast with swedish person and grian </3] Mumbo watched in horror, pulling his hair out. "GRIAN??? WHAT ON EARTH???" he yelled when Grian came back, brushing Redstone off his sweater, looking particularly chuffed. "You said break it!" he argued, not understanding. "Wh- uh- aghhhhhhh-!!!! GrIaN!!!! I didn't mean BLOW IT UP!!!" Grian looked upset, but he smiled nervously. "...sorry. I thought you meant..." Mumbo sighed. "It's okay, G!" "Mumbo. Look at me." Grian said seriously. Mumbo looked worried, but obliged. Suddenly, Grian grinned and grabbed Mumbo's moustache, teared it off, and flew away. Mumbo stood there for a minute, processing what just happened. "What... the... h-" [MEANWHILE] Grian hid behind a bush. He took a Pritt Glue Stick out and smothered the moustache in glue. Then he jammed it onto his face and grinned widely. "I'm not Grian. I'm Grien" he said in a French accent. "I don't like waffles I like crossants!! Le pain de chocolate e bien!" [t h e E N D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waffles <333]
