Would I be a certified didd- I mean Dad? Sleepovers: 0-4 - Nope 5-7 - Nope again 8-12 - Idk maybe? 13+ Nah, the gotta wait till they're 20 Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - Whenever the damn child sleeps? 5-7 - 7:00 asap 8-10 - 10:00 max 11+ 10:00 max Devices: 0-4 - Baby toys but nothin' else 5-7 - TV shows that I monitor 8-12 - Ipad that I will monitor 24/7 13+ - Again Ipad that I will monitor 24/7 Makeup: (Ig it's a daughter then-) 0-7 Dont even think about it 8-10 Nope 11-12 Nah, not with Drake around 13+ No, wait till you're 18+ Grades: As and Bs - Damn... Cs - Good Fs - Get your hairy ahh outta my house Allowance: 0-4 - Toddlers dont need em'... 5-7 - No 8-12 - NO 13-16 - Nah, Bro my money aint free ☠️ 17+ - Ask your Bf... if you're that special anyways- Smoking: 0-17 - No, if you do then get outta my house 18+ - Same as 0-17 Goodbye homosaphiens
Idk I saw Carlo's remix and I liked the overall idea ig
