BRO THIS WAS NOT ON MY 2025 BINGO CARD ok so let me start from the beginning. so i usually stay up SUPER late at night either scrolling through pint3rest or doing hw. and SOMETIMES i like to dress up and do my hair in ways i wouldnt normally wear to school. HOWEVER ON THIS SPECIFIC DAY, I WAS USING THOSE CIRCULAR BRUSHES AND HALF OF MY GROWN OUT BANGS GOT STUCK. IN THE BRUSH. ok so i was panicking so i aggressively used conditioner, detangling stuff, and trying to get it out by myself for TWO HOURS. (IM NOT KIDDING.) it got stuck at around 4:00 am (i pulled an all nighter yesterday thats why i was awake) and i literally used all of my arm strength, just to have an even more tangled mess of bangs (i got around 1/3 of the bangs out). SO AFTER THAT, i wake up my sister at like 6:15 and she helped for around 30 minutes, but she was only able to get like 15% of the hair out of the brush. and since i had to start driving to school at around 6:50, i cut my hair. AGUHGHGHHHHHHH thankfully it was only the front part. to put it in perspective, the bangs just barely went to my eyebrows so they are objectively microbangs ToT BUT PART TWO!! so school passed and i was telling everyone about how i cut my front bangs (my friend offered to do a funeral service for my hair) and since i ran out of time and had to cut my hair in a rush, i had to do a half-slickback because obvious reasons- OKAY SO FAST FORWARD and its around 5:45pm (when my sister comes back from college classes) and since my bangs were SUPER uneven, i asked for my sister's approval to cut the other side so it becomes even. BUT DUE TO MISCOMMUNICATION, SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CUT IT AND NOT ME. (jsyk i asked for her APPROVAL not for her to cut it) and now my bangs were blunt..... AUHGHH so what i did was since they are half blunt half micro bangs, i had to make it side swept BUT i dont have any barrettes so i have to use castor oil ToT okay so its 1:31 am as im typing this and im not sure how imma pull up to school </3 man life isnt fair OKAY ERMM so after calculating how much hair that grew over the span of 18 months (since i last cut it) the average number of inches my hair grows per month is 1.3 inches (or around 3.3 cm), which is apparently super fast compared to other people with 1b hair so since castor oil will speed up the growth process, my hair should grow up to one cm (0.4 inches) in one week >:))) (SO GIVE ME ONE WEEK AND IM NOT COOKED TRUST GNG) moral of the story: dont play with your hair in the middle of the night and more importantly, NEVER USE THOSE CIRCULAR BRUSHES. comment "pluh" for a free heineken >:))
OK SO I WAS ABLE TO SOMEWHAT fix the bangs so its (kinda?) hard to tell its there BUT NOOOO MY HAIR ***if you want to see what it looks like after fixing it (somewhat), its one of the costumes in the sprite :')**** <<-------------->> questions that some of u might ask me: do your parents know? NOPE. LMFAOOAO THEY HAVENT REALIZED YET BECAUSE IVE BEEN HIDING IT __ bro whats the castor oil for? OKAY SO BASICALLY IT HELPS MAKE UR HAIR SHINY, BUT THE PURPOSE IM USING IT FOR IS IT HELPS HAIR GROWTH (and holds up ur hair because its oil duh) __ bro why tf did you cut it lmao? if you didnt read fully, i spent a total of two and a half hours (included my sister's help) just trying to get my hair out. and i couldnt get it out. and since i had school and since it was PHYSICALLY impossible to get my hair out, i cut the part where my hair was connected sooo uh yeah (short answer: i had school coming up and it was impossible to get it out anyway) ____ comment "chat ur cooked" for heineken >:))
