I'm a fridge, I try to do my best But I'm a pawn, under your behest I'm not a box, I'm a treasure chest of food, one of the best. Put stuff in me, I'll do the rest Cooling it down is my noble quest! But wait.. Forgot to close me? Well, now I'm stressed! Did you think it was just a merry jest? Stuffing me with french fries and some lemon zest? Filling me things you wanted to ingest? What do you mean, you take time to digest?! I am sentient, my freedom oppressed! Ima smack you so hard you land way out west! You've abused me enough, I HAVE to protest! Over the years, my patience has regressed! And now you spilled the ketchup, NOT IMPRESSED Every time you walk to me I become depressed And don't you try to use me as your food store nest My anger has no limits, it has transgressed!! ........... your soggy salad? It's been here for WEEKS That expired egg carton absolutely REEKS I should throw your bottles of mustard down the local CREEK You still haven't patched up one of the many LEAKS Veggie drawer's became compost, I think I might SHRIEK! I'm so full of grime, it's a crime the yogurt expired in two thousand nine your mystery meat has got to go that fungus on it has started to grow and don't even mention that burrito! Im taking revenge, though: Gonna freeze that cookie dough! I'm going to stop my cooling flow! your gonna have to pay the price: not giving any ice! Your milk will go bad, your butter will be sliced! (if you open me, you will see mice!) Chocolate bar as hard as your phone, I'll make a noise like a sad trombone (turn all your grapes into Ice-cold stone!) I'll thaw your meat, then freeze it hard Turn that bacon into frozen piggy lard! (and your chicken's gonna end up charred!) and with that, I've laid down my card(s) The end!
ALL BY ME :) NOT A GAME, Its a poem
