lol if I'm going to be horribly sick, I may as well be amusing Turns out it was something potentially life threatening!!! Yay!!!!
I went to an urgent care doctor today, they said "yeah you need to go to a hospital", we drove there, I got inspected and pumped full of pain meds, antibiotics and steroids through an IV, and I feel fantastic right now m̶o̶r̶e̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶ t̶u̶r̶b̶o̶t̶a̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ H̶E̶H̶ H̶E̶H̶