So very sorry for the wait! Chapter 3 is here! tHe HeRo Of HyRuLe Chapter 3: Crabs are people too! Link was walking around Lurelin Village, searching for his ice cream. Whilst wandering around, he noticed that Zelda, Purah, Riju and Yona were sunbathing. “He’s been spending all his time looking for ice cream!” shouted Zelda. “What a child.” Tut-tuted Yona. “He should go back to school.” “Erm… look over there, guys...” Purah said as she pointed at Link. Link didn’t notice anything that was going on around him, and walked on the beach, crushing a few crabs accidentally on the way. “LINK!!! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SLAUGHTERING THOSE POOR CRUSTACEANS! CRABS ARE PEOPLE TOO, YOU KNOW!” Zelda screamed. “Oh, hi Zel, how you doing?” Link replied in a tone that showed he hadn’t payed attention to anything going on around him. “Don’t. Call. Me. Zel.” Zelda said menacingly.
(Cont.) “Okay Zelda, have a good day.” Link casually replied before stepping on more crabs. “Link, honey, you do realise you’re stepping on crabs… right?” Purah asked. “Oh, no! Apologies, my dear Purah!” Link shouted! “Hang on, hang on, sorry for breaking the fourth wall, BUT LINK! WHY THE #£&! ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH PURAH! YOU ARE WELL AWARE THAT THE AUTHOR STRONGLY SHIPS ZELINK WITH ALL HIS HEART! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME!” Zelda screamed. “Uhh this is more based on Overload’s videos than BABYYODASWATCHING’s personal head-canon.” Riju said, breaking her chapter-long silence. Link, confused, went off to Death Mountain, to continue searching for his ice cream. WILL LINK FIND HIS ICE CREAM? IS IT EVEN SOLID ANYMORE? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK IN CHAPTER 3: STOP. EATING. ROCK-ROAST! Bye Bye! Ping List: @larkenzara587 @TataDritten You were expecting a secret message? TOO BAD! U JUST GOT WARIOED!
