*tornado approaching houston* max velocity: everyone is cooked jim cantore: there is a MASSIVE ef6 mega wedge slabber approaching houston, everyone take cover ninja: massive? jim cantore: wait whats that noise jim cantore: ... *reed timmer shows up* reed timmer: hold on i got this reed timmer: hey tornado, english or spanish *tornado instantly ropes out* reed timmer: problem solved national weather service: tornado warning is cancelled
