1. What OC are we talking about here? a: My friend's OC (Judgmental Judy) they made up on the spot. 2. They find themselves in a restaurant that serves only scrambled eggs. How do they react? a: They curse uncontrollably. 3. What shampoo do they use? a: The fancy one that costs 60 dollars a bottle. They defend that it works because it's 60 dollars a bottle. 4. How would they react if their crush died? a: Say that they didn't but secretly cry in their room at night. 5. A lie they believed as a child? a: That opinions and facts are the same thing. 6. What's their opinion on mouthwash? a: It doesn't work and it makes your breathe smell. 7. What would they be like if they had no trauma? a: ...the same. 8. They're at a crime scene. Why? a: They committed, because the dead person said that mouthwash works. 9. What's their zodiac? a: Aries or Leo. 10. What would they do if they met their idol? a: Say, "I'm better than you." 11. What would happen if you and them knew each other? a: They would control my life. 12. What size is their nose? a: Small. 13. What would happen on their first day in a new school? a: She would convince the entire school that the Earth is flat. 14. You can get any character in their universe (Oc or Cannon) to fall in love with them. Who would it be? a: Themselves. They're self-centered. 15. They just got asked to a dance, but it wasn't the person they wanted to ask them. What do they say? a: "Ew." 16. What's their craziest conspiracy theory? a: The Earth is flat, but they don't say it's a conspiracy theory, because they believe it's real. (Apparently, the reason the Earth looks like a circle is because everyone's looking at it from the Moon.) 17. Everyone is suddenly being super nice to them. What do they think is going on? a: Every human on the planet has been swapped out for aliens. 18. What's their IQ? a: She thinks it's 900, but it's like 17. 19. Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Why? a: Yes, because their crush is marrying their ex-bestfriend. 20. Something they can't do to save their life? a: Prove the Earth is flat. 21. The way they would most likely break a bone? a: Arguing with someone, then getting into a fight. 22. What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy if they got one as a gift? a: Rip it to shreds, or give it to their aggressive dog. 23. What's their favourite sweet? a: the Golden Candy bar, costing 2,600 dollars. (They claim it'll make you superhuman.) 24. Giant project due in 2 weeks, how long do they put it off? What grade will they get? a: They put it off until 2 hours before it's due in study hall, but they cry in a corner because they have anxiety and get an F. 25. Last interesting thing they googled a: When will humans prove the Earth is flat? or Will mouthwash ever work? 26. Their favorite youtuber? a: Themselves. Though, they have no subs and no likes. 27. How good are they at spelling? a: EXTREMELY BAD. 28. They just got their driver's license. Should we be worried? a: Yes. Though, someone was so scared they shredded it up. 29. Something they like that everybody else hates. a: Butterscotch lollipops. 30. What is their favorite number? a: 1000000223 (the amount she spends a week, on stupid things, such as the shampoo and golden candy bars.) 31. Tom Holland a: Ew. 32. Their phone's at 5%. What do they do? a: Steal someone else's. 33. They just accidentally hit someone. What do they do? a: Hit them again. 34. Do they remember their dreams? a: Very vividly, because they are of their dead crush and shampoo. 35. Do they play any sports? a: They play lacrosse, but really just beat people with the stick. Don't go near them. 36. What's their trigger word? a: Round. (As in Earth is round.) 37. In a group project, who are they? a: The leader because they say, "If you don't listen to me, you'll DIE. I'll push you off the edge of the Earth!" 38. What's the latest they can stay up? a: They sleep with one eye open. 39. If they were a scratcher, what would their username be? a. GoldenCandyBar_EarthIsFlat_NoMouthWashSquad 40. How would they end up hospitalized? a: Because they got in a fight and broke their arm. And leg. And neck. And spine.
Thank you to my friend, who came up with Judy! Thank goodness Judy isn't real!