I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright! Then make up with flowers made of real, exploding dynamite When in a jam I just yell "Stop" And villains in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up, and utter "Start", And take my hands and honk their nose I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like Outer Space, and Desert Scapes and Himalayan Eateries From this bag here, why I can pull must anything imaginable Like office desks, and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal You see we're not just comical, unusual, and whimsical We are the very model of cartoon individuals
