Yay! 2 in one week! Time for chapter 4, the semifinal chapter of this story arc! tHe HeRo Of HyRuLe Chapter 4: Stop. Eating. Rock-Roast! Link was about to jump into Death Mountain due to his newly acquired crippling depression. Hold up, let’s rewind a bit. Link was interviewing gorons due to a feeling one of them stole his ice cream. “WHERE WERE YOU AT 5:42 AM ON THE 6th OF FEBRUARY 2025?” Link asked a little boy named Jimbo. “I-i-in my bed, sir,” Jimbo nervously replied “I don’t like ice cream. In fact, gorons only eat rocks, remember?” This angered link. He stomped over to go eat some rock roast. “N-n-no! Mr Link! That’ll break your tee-!” But it was too late. Link had eaten his rock roast. Jimbo was worried that he’d be arrested for the destruction of his teeth. But Link turned around, and Jimbo was horrified at the sight. “THE STUPENDOUS CHIEF OF THE YIGA CLAN, MASTER KOHGA IS GONNA K1LL YOU ALL… TO DEATH!” Screamed Kohga as he appeared in front of Link. “And now! I have a new partner in crime! The guy that saved me when you flung me out of the depths!” Everyone was curious about who it was. Could it be a rito? Could it be a Phantom Ganondaddy? Could it even be real Ganondaddy?
Cont. “Koo. Loo. LIMPAH” Tingle screamed as he arrived in his battle-ready new ninja suit. He had awesome katanas, smoke bombs made of balloons, black balloons on his back, and a cooler clock on his chest. “Would you like to buy a map?” He maniacally shouted as he took two maps out of his pouch and turned them into surprisingly sharp ninja stars. He threw them at Jimbo, who was unaffected due to being made of rock. “Uh… well… um…goodbye!” Tingle then threw down a smoke bomb and flew up eating a… DUN DUN DUUUUUN! TUB OF ICE CREAM! “That’s it! Bubblegum flavour! The same tub I was enjoying a couple of days ago!” Link said angrily. “FOLLOW. THAT. TINGLE!” GASP! FINALLY SOME PROGRESS! FIND OUT IF LINK FINDS HIS ICE CREAM IN NEXT WEEK’S THRILLING CHAPTER: FOLLOW THAT TINGLE! Bye Bye! Ping List: @larkenzara587 You were expecting a secret message? TOO BAD! U JUST GOT WARIOED!
