og by @reissance <3 (this is such a creative idea btw) 1) he’s a ten but he has no sense of humor 0/10.no.just no.I don't need a deadpanned partner who rolls his eyes at my dad jokes. 2) he’s a ten but he runs up the stairs in all fours -132773299583/10.Please I've seen enough furries on roblox and gacha life now he's gonna tell me he wants to buy wolf ears. 3) he’s a ten but he claps every time the plane lands -11/10.What're you,a toddler? 4) he’s a ten but he’s always late 6/10.I'm fine w/ it,I'm not punctual at all. 5) he’s a ten but he never helps you with chores 0/10.No I'm the lazy one. 6) he’s a ten but he’s cheated on someone before -100/10.Let's break up. 7) he’s a ten but he’s disrespectful to his parents 0/10.I wouldn't even breathe the same air as him if he does this. 8) he’s a ten but he’s 4’2 -9993130/10.I do not need someone to remind me that short and short attract. 9) he’s a ten but he’s terrified of butterflies 10/10.I am too,brother. 10) he’s a ten but he always forgets your bday 1/10.I hate when people you like forget your birthday,it's so infuriating!! Well,so much for value. 11) he’s a ten but he’s overly protective of you 20872394/10.That's actually pretty sweet according to me(no I do not like red flags).
moral of the story: no boys,no drama.