Isabbe - Chapter 1

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Chapter 1 – The Crab and the Girl Who Came from Washington (or Arizona, I forgot where she was born) Part 1: The Expensive Porshe Once, there was a random gal named Bella. She had some nice loving sisters who lived in the Great British country of Britain and a nice loving boyfriend named Edward Cullen (aka Cedric Diggory the dead dude) who lived in the freezing, cloudy, tree-filled state of Washington. Edward was a nice fella, sucking blood out of people and intruding people’s privacy by reading their minds. It was fun watching him do this kind of stuff. Especially when he traumatizes all her besties by talking about how good blood tastes because like hey, it’s not HIS fault that he’s a vampire… But it all ended when Bella caught him kissing his expensive Porsche. “EDWARD!” she screamed in fury as she marched towards Edward and his expensive Porsche, “ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!” Edward looked up from his expensive Porsche, his eyes, that for some reason, looked like it belonged to a vampire widened by Bella’s outburst. “It’s not what you think it is!” he tried to protest but that only made matters worse. “That’s what boyfriends say when they’re cheating” Bella growled, and she hoped into his expensive Porsche to drive to the airport with the second biggest parking garage in the world. Part 2: The Airport With The Biggest Parking Garage in The World (At least according to some random article I read on the internet…) After Bella dramatically, found out that Edward had cheated on her with his expensive Porsche, she drove to the airport with the second-biggest parking garage in the world like I stated. But what I didn’t state was that after she arrived at the airport with the second biggest parking garage in the world, she booked a plane ticket to Britain on some random plane-booking website that was probably a scam. But she snuck on a plane to London, anyway, taking her 100 ml bottle of Coke that she TOTALLY didn’t sneak past security. Once the plane landed, Bella took a train to Hogwarts where all her sisters were learning how to do spells and stuff like that. Maybe, she would find a boyfriend just as good as Edward and would not cheat on her with their expensive Porsche(s). As Bella attended Hogwarts, she was sorted into Gryffindor, which is honestly kinda overrated but that doesn't really matter because she started making friends and fitted some spells and potion ingredients into her brain cells. So she was having a good life, I guess. But unfortunately, she couldn’t find a nice big, buff man worthy enough for her. However, all of that changed on the Washington-equivalent freezing morning of October when she bumped into a buff dude. He was hot and… um… other stuff that I would get banned for saying so let’s just say he was hot, alright? “Oh my gwad! I’m so sorry…” The hot dude apologized as he helped her to gather her books together so they wouldn’t separate from their soulmates. “HOW DARE YOU BUMP INTO- I mean, it’s ok, mistakes happen sometimes!” Bella could feel the FIRE rushing up her face as she blushed so hard that smoke was coming up from her forehead. THIS was the man she was looking for; he was hot, probably always got an eleven out of ten on ALL of his tests, and he didn’t seem like the type to cheat on her with his expensive Porche. And from that moment on, Bella knew that this was the dude who she wasted her money on for that scam of a plane ticket so she could travel across the world for. Part 3: LoVe aT fIrSt sIgHt After the bumping incident, Bella tried EVERYTHING to get the hot dude’s attention. She sent letters to him, tried to find him in the Great Hall so they could exchange phone numbers, and even tried to flirt with her imaginary version of him. But no matter what, he was always surrounded by “The Boys”. Who were as stupid as a hell. But still, Bella was determined to get the hot dude to notice her. Soon, the right moment came when Albus Percival Wolfrick Brian Dumbly-dore announced the Yule Ball for. Bella already knew who she would ask. “Oooooooh, a ball,” An ugly guy named Alex said in awe, “I think I already know who Bella is going to ask!” “Who?” A gorgeous girl named Jackie asked. “Vincent Hermit Crab of course!” and he dragged Crabbe from the Slytherin table and left him to face Bella alone at the Gryffindor one. “What do you want- Oh, hi” Crabbe said, blushing. “Hi,” Bella greeted lovingly, “Can I ask you something?” “What is it my darling?” The words rolled out of Crabbe’s mouth instantly but Bella didn’t seem to mind. She just blushed more. “Do you want to go to the ball with me?” She asked, her face so pink with blush that she resembled Peppa Pig. “Of course!” Crabbe exclaimed then asked, “You wanna drive to Disney World on my limo?” “Of course!” Bella practically shouted and they drove to Disney World on Crabbe's limo