Up arrow key: Increase volume by 10% Down arrow key: Decrease volume by 10% Left arrow key: Lower pitch by 10% Right arrow key: Raise pitch by 10% 0: I love Alzheimer's. I definitely love Alzheimer's. I wanna marry an Alzheimer's. 1: I'm gonna sell some Alzheimer's juice at Poopway. 2: I love earwax. Earwax is great. I love to eat earwax. 3: Earwax flavored ice cream? Hell yeah! That looks good. 4: I love ants. I eat ants every day actually. 5: I want to marry an apartment building. I love pooping on apartment buildings. 6: I love fire. I wanna marry fire. 7: I love eating worms. 8: I love the flu. I love spiders. I love poop. 9: I love drinking pee. Q: Josh sings a song for you. W: Come feel my pooooooop! E: Pooping is great in the bathroom. R: Why do I like the flu, spiders and poop? I don't know, I just love them. They're just awesome stuff. T: I'm not weird. I'm normal! Y: Liking spiders, the flu and poop is definitely not normal. U: Josh, you will not get friends until you change. I: Why do I like Alzheimer's and the flu? Because they're awesome! O: Depression is awesome! It's the best thing ever! P: Depression sucks. It's not fun feeling depressed. A: Getting the flu is awesome. I love to eat the flu. S: I love itchy ears! Itchy ears are great! D: I had too much poop for dinner tonight. F: I'm gonna smell Carly's feet! G: Yep, I do like the flu! H: 2020 was the greatest year ever for me! I miss that year! J: Rabies is awesome! K: The flu feels good. L: Diabetes is awesome. I love diabetes. Z: I'm kicking myself in the face! Oww! That hurts! X: I do wanna marry girl's feet! C: I drink glue all the time! Glue is awesome! V: I wanna drink some Best Buy juice. B: I wanna marry a wall! Hey wall, will you marry me, wall? Please marry me, wall! N: Stomach aches are awesome! And you know what else I like about stomach aches? I love getting diarrhea! Yeah! M: I love getting stung by a wasp! It feels good! Space: I love cavities! Cavities feel good!
Josh Yikes is from TheWheatisHeat96's series Drunk Elmo. Josh is very weird, disturbing and sick in the head, because he loves eating poop, drinking pee, drinking Best Buy juice, eating earwax, drinking glue, getting the flu and smelling feet. He also loves Alzheimer's and diabetes.
