Directions for reading this amazing piece of writing Press the thumb when you see [ ] (Idea Stolen from @Jackie_Granger ) ___________ Once, there was a girl named Isabella Granger. Actually, she preferred Bella but no matter what, her real name was Isabella and there was nothing she could do about it. But that’s not even what I want to talk about. The whole POINT of this story is that Bella always wanted a lover. Someone not ugly, not stupid, and was like one of those hot blonde dudes. But nobody in Gryffindor pretty enough to date her (at least according to her ego) So, out of desperation, Bella decided to sneak into the Hufflepuff common room on a private jet. And that’s what she did. She got on a private jet as she dreamt of what her new boyfriend would look like. She imagined a dude who would be kind and caring. Someone like…. [This] She drew her dream boy on her sketchpad, swooning from left to right. Once she somehow arrived at the Hufflepuff common room in the private jet, a mindless dude with really ugly hair and a smile that looked fake accidentally knocked into her while he looked into his phone and made ChatGPT write weird things. “OW! THAT HURT YOU LITTLE BI—OOH, BEAUTIFULLLLL!” Bella completely forgot her anger and her eyes were attracted to the weird stuff Logan was making ChatGPT write. Suddenly, Logan looked up from his phone and finally noticed that he bumped into Bella. “OH, MY GOODNESS, I’M SORRY, MY DEAR HORSEY!” he apologized to her and took an unnecessary deep bow so low that his short hair touches the ground. Bella’s heart instantly palpitated at that moment. She blushed and giggled so hard she practically looked like one of those ripe apples at QFC. “Can I have your number?” she asked dreamily, now blushing so hard that steam was coming out of her forehead, but Logan just shook his head sadly. “Sorry, I’m already taken” He admitted sadly, his eyes brimming up with tears of microscopic waterfalls. Then, he stopped crying and took out her phone. “Just let me dump Astoria first, alright?” “Yay!” Bella practically yelled and Logan dialed Astoria’s number. “Hellooooooooooo, this is Astoria speaking,” A voice came out of the phone which sounded oddly like Astoria Greengrass for some reason, “What do you want from me?” “Astoria,” Logan faked sobbed, “I’m breaking up with you” “WAIT WHAT?! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” Bella heard sobbing coming from the phone, but she felt no sympathy. At least she would have the hot dude who made ChatGPT write such AMAZING stuff. “It’s too late!” He faked sobbed more dramatically. “COULD YOU AT LEAST EXPLAIN WHY—” But it was too late for Astoria to finish her sentence because Logan had already dropped the call. “Ok we can exchange numbers now” his fake crying stopped, and he had a smile plastered on his face that was so bright that it could light enough candles to burn a house down. Good thing there weren’t any candles here. “YAY!” Bella screamed even louder as they exchanged numbers while people looked strangely at her, questioning their life’s existence as they tried to get on with their normal routines. Bella felt like the happiest person in the universe… for five minutes until Astoria suddenly appeared out of nowhere. “YOU MUST BE THE LADY WHO HAS TAKEN MY HANDSOME LOGAN! AND YOU—” Astoria suddenly pointed at Logan. “HOW COULD YOU…? I LOVED AND TRUSTED YOU! EVEN WHEN YOU LIKED OTHER GIRLS’ INSTAGRAM POSTS! BUT WHATEVER, ‘CAUSE YOU’LL NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME!” “That’s the whole point of this break-up. Although, I’ll never find someone like you” He smirked. Suddenly, Astoria started singing. “AND THEN SHE CAME UP TO MY KNEES, BEGGING BABY WOULD YOU PLEASE. DO THE THINGS YOU SAID YOU’D DO TO ME… TO MEEEEEEEEEE” “Why are you singing Sailor So—” “I love Sailor Song!” Daphne rudely butted into the conversation. “OH, WON’T YOU KISS ME ON THE MOUTH AND LOVE ME LIKE A SAILOR? AND WHEN YOU GET A TASTE CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT’S MY FLAVOR? I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD BUT I BELIEVE THAT YOUR MY SAVIOR. MY MOM SAID THAT SHE’S WORRIED BUT I’M COVORED IN THIS FAVOR AND WHEN WE’RE GETTING DIRTY—” “Ok, that’s enough from you!” Logan interrupted Daphne from her beautiful singing. “Right now, the world only revolves around us. Me and Bella; Logan x Bella; Logabella; G & D; L & B” and he held Bella’s hand “HEY, YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” Astoria yelled as Daphne walked away to the grammys to win an award for her amazing singing. “YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HER NAME!” _________ Continued in N/C
“Actually, I do” Logan shot back stupidly, “It’s… uh…” “It’s Bella of course!” Bella flirted, batting her eyelashes as if in a K-drama. “See? Her name’s Bella!” He couldn’t have sounded stupider. But that wasn’t even the end of his stupidity. “Astoria, our time is over... We would’ve stayed together if you didn’t say stuff like ‘slay baddie’” He gaffed. “BUT LOGAN, WE’RE THE QUEEN AND KING TOGETHER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Astoria cried her heart out, but honestly, she kinda deserved it after having such a dangerous aura. “Lalalalalala,” Bella sang in a voice that wasn’t nearly as good as Daphne’s, “I’m so happy! Oh Logan...” Suddenly, Blaise appeared out of nowhere “NO BELLA, YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME!” He shouted, even though he never dated her in the first place. “BLAISE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT ABOUT GINNY?” “She’s not as pretty as you are” Suddenly, as if summoned, Ginny appeared. “BLAISE? HOW COULD YOU?!” She screeched and clutched her heart dramatically, “WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER IN THE CORRIDORS?” “Those days are over” He walked towards Bella and leaned in for a kiss but Bella pushed Blaise away like the slay queen she is. “GET OUT OF MY FACE, BLAISE!” Ginny screeched following with a bunch of no-no words. “Get out of your face or get out of your trash can of a face because I really can’t tell the difference.” Blaise sneered as Ginny fell into a series of more no-no words and flooded with ugly tears. “GUYS, LET ME SING A SONG FOR YOU GUYS!” Daphne suddenly appeared again, holding her grammy award like a trophy (‘cause it was one) “Let me guess, it’s about gay people” Astoria rolled her eyes at her elder sister. WHICH WAS COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL! “Not like that’s a bad thing anyway but YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW?! IT’S LIKE YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!” Daphne grinned ear-to-ear, “Ahem— WHY WOULD YOU EVER KIIIIIIIIS ME? I’M NOT EVEN HALF AS PREEEEETY. YOU GAVE ME YOUR SWEATER; IT’S JUST POLYESTER BUT YOU LIKE HER BET—” “OH MY GOD, DAPHNE, SHUT UP!” Jackie shouted. “WHAT, YOU WANNA FIGHT?! IMA BEEF WITH YOU!” “But I thought you were vegetarian” Jackie said stupidly “That’s true— OK, IMA TOFU WITH YOU!” And Daphne balled her fists. However, Jackie Granger was actually Jackie Chan in disguise so she KNEW Kung Fu well, so beating up Daphne was just a pinch of salt. “HAHAHAHA, I’M SUPREME!!!!!!!” Triumphed Jackie as she laced her muscular foot of Daphne’s skinny, ugly face that looked like a cow… even though she was vegetarian. “Not that drama’s taken care of, it’s time for me and Bella to have a nice vacation” Logan announced as he took Bella’s hand. The shade of a blood rose painted on her stiff face, Astoria was so disappointed in that because she couldn’t stretch them. “Yay!” Bella said excitedly. “We’re going to get mar—” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!” Blaise screamed “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Ginny screamed “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Logan screamed. “WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DON’T HURT MEEE” Daphne Screamed. “OH MY GOD DAPHNE, SHUT THE DAMN UP!” Logan snapped. Just then, a giant rubber ducky named Annie appeared. “WHO SUMMONED ME?” The Annie roared in a voice that was a mix of Margot Freeman and Ariana Grande. “I did!” Daphne replied proudly, “Your my Uber, remember?” “YOUR UBER IS A DUCK?” Bella screeched jealously. “Yeah, and it plays Dua Lipa whenever I want it too” Daphne then threw some sunglasses on herself as she walked onto Annie. “WAIT, THAT COULD BE THE PERFECT MODE OF TRANSPOTATION!” Logan screamed as he ran after Annie, who was driving away. But it was too late, she had disappeared. Bella gasped dramatically, tossing her hair like she was in a shampoo commercial. “NOOOOO! HOW DARE SHE STEAL OUR TRANSPORTATION OF LOVE?!” “At least we’re together” Logan said dreamily as he leaned towards Bella for a kiss. Blaise and Astoria screamed in betrayal, Ginny cheered in happiness, and Inka was starting an empire in South America. THE ENDDDDDD _______ Astoria must be really depressed after this... Logabella: @-Bella-Granger- & @Logan-Desiae Jackie Chan: @Jackie_Granger Yes, I ship Blinny....
