This is it. The grand finale of the Link’s Ice Cream arc. Please enjoy :D tHe HeRo Of HyRuLe Chapter 5: Follow That Tingle! This is it. All of Link’s best friends/enemies (the sages, Purah, Zelda, Jimbo, Ganondaddy, Kohga, Korok #738 etc) have rallied up to find Tingle, who was last seen flying away with Link’s ice cream. Bubblegum ice cream. “Hey, goro! I think Tingle went to your house!” Yunobo said as his first line of dialogue that would sound pretty cursed out of context. “Avengers… assemble!” Link screamed at the top of his lungs. Korok #738 whispered in his ear something about copyright, so Link then screamed “Uh… um… let’s just go!” Meanwhile, in Link’s house, Tingle was talking to his master. “I-I found his ice cream, sir.” “Hehehe. Let’s-a go!” Mario whispered sinisterly as he whipped off his cloak with dramatic music in the background. He then played that piece of music that villains always play on his organ. Y’know the “du-du-du! Dudududu doo-du!” one. “Now that I-a eat-a what he eats, I can gain-a his strength!” Mario shouted. “Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh! MANIACAL LAUGH!” Just as he said that the door flung open. Everyone gasped. “It’s-a you! Mario!” Purah screamed. Everyone else looked at Purah with a confused face, as they had never seen this moustachioed plumber in blue and red. “Give my beautiful Link his ice cream! I cannot bear his sadness any longer! It pains me!” Shouted Sidon whilst crying.
cont. “And we joined in because Sidon forced us to.” Zelda, Ganondaddy and Master Kohga all said in unison. “If you want-a to get-a his ice cream back, you must-a defeat-a my pawn, Tingle the Shinobi!” Mario replied. “Let’s-a go!” A terrible battle followed. Then, after a while, the only people standing were Link, Zelda, Tingle, and Mario. “You handle Tingle, I’ll recover my ice cream.” Link stoically said. Link then jumped up, and squashed Mario, in a very ironic de for the plumber. Link recovered his ice cream, looked inside with a spoon and- It had melted. WHAT WILL THE NEXT STORY ARC BE? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT (TITLE-PENDING) CHAPTER OF THE HERO OF HYRULE! Hey, y’all got any ideas for the next arc? Tell me in the comments <3 Also, there probs won’t be a chapter next week. Sorry! Thanks for supporting the series! I’m planning to have at least three more five-chapter arcs! Bye! Ping List: You were expecting a secret message? Well guess what! I have one for you: HEY PAISANOS! ITS THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW!
