I’ve got a few confessions to make. 1. All my art isn’t real. I’ve actually secretly kidnapped Mike Holmes and forced him to draw for me. This is partly why it takes him so long to finish the WoF graphic novels. 2. I’m not 14. I’m actually an alien from planet Dgjyfrvynuh. I am actually 500 000 years old and also an immortal. 3. I’ve also hurt a lot of people lately and I’d like to apologise to them. First of all, Trench. I’m sorry for killing your boyfriend to turn you into an antihero. Sorry about that. Also I’d like to apologise to that one unnamed albino MistWing. I’m sorry for making it so your tribe hates you because of your scales and causing lots of trauma. My sincerest apologies. I hope you can all forgive me and I’m sorry. I’ll be releasing Mike from my basement now. Good news is I’ve got a shop now! :) Drink lots of water, check the date and have a good day.
