TW/CWs: blood/gore, near-death of a character, mentions of liquor Fullscreen recommended. It's an FE9 (Path of Radiance) fanfic. Set before the game's events, about a year. It was from the support convo between Titania and Rhys, where she briefly mentioned the day they met. This is from Shinon's POV. Slight Shinon/Titania implied.
Credit to FE9 Also, the title is a reference to that one scene in FE10 where Shinon told Gatrie, "I swear you'd hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt"