so there's a certain website/app that i shall call tumbly wumbly, due to ST having strong negative opinions about other sites. @Terry_The_Beautiful, @Jane_The_Beautiful and I are all on tumbly wumbly, and on there they are called terry-the-anon and jane-the-anon. There is also someone else on there who only recently was discovered to be someone I know IRL. @innocent_baby_maniac. Now, due to us including 'Mike Graves', a character named after and inspired by an old OC of theirs, in some lore (as well as Lilac canonically existing in the lore too), they decided to also hop on tumbly wumbly. However, they never told us. They instead posed as this mysterious anon called 'Van'. Now, some intense theorist work and anonymous asking (which he - Van as a character - responds to drily and cryptically) has led me to discover that Van is likely an ancient Armenian god called Vanatur. Stay with me here. He is being held captive by someone or something and forced to watch everything happening on tumbly wumbly. He cannot say or do certain things. Mike ever spoke OOC so we were struggling to figure out who they were, but they told me that they knew me one time, so I was able to figure out which of my (very few) friends would be most likely to go on tumbly wumbly, and solved it all with a hint from @Dawko-, who is dating them. Now I'll try to keep y'all on scratch updated, as I love my little theory rants and have missed them.
