I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a loser, he killed my wife. That's right, he took his gun out and he shot my wife, and he said his gun was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small gun, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my gun looks like: that's right baby, super long, no trigger, no safety key -- look at that, it looks like my dumb face. He shot my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna shoot the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER GUN! Except I'm not gonna shoot the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm shooting THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I SHOT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the MOON DEBRIS hits the Earth, now get outta my sight, before I shoot you too!
