weirdly long office days suck [SHOP&NEW MUSIC]https://scratch.mit.edu/mystuff/

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warning: this game includes loud sounds and possibly jumpscares, even though it is intentionally silly with dank humor. ---------------------------------- SUMMER UPDATE! -added skins -skin changes player color and light color -theres a slider in the lobby for changing it -theres also a button to randomize it -29 is default -better screenshake -removed autorun and commands -added phone -phone has shop -get gold for shop by progressing -nerfed medkits -new music ------------------------------------------------------- ever wanted to work a 9am-4pm shift? well, as you work, you feel the urge to escape... something feels off about this new office. where is everybody? where did you come from? the exit, although safe, scares you. suddenly, it hits you. no, not physically. and you realize... you have never met your boss. they tricked you, and now they wont let you leave without putting up a fight... --------------------------------- controls: r to use portable medkit (if you have at least 1) if you on mobile sorry but u cant use porta medkits touch locker to hide in it. lockers only work on checker! touch items to use them. and by the way, you have a locker and item radar :) no need to thank me XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD space to jump (jumping gives speed, but u have to be over 4 speed already to do it!) f to use flashlight (good for dark rooms and can be used on chaser. NOT THE ONE FROM DELUSIONAL OFFICE!) w or up arrow to move the player the player moves toward the mouse cursor, but gets blocked by most walls entities: 1. bouncer (nickname: red guy, gender: male, age: 19) desc: this one is very fast and will rush through rooms at high speeds. it will play a loud noise before attacking, and will scream loudly when near you. get out of range to avoid, common and talks before entering the room 2. fiend (nickname: le silly goober, gender: female, age: 32) desc: cant move, cant damage, cant cause any major harm. however, its music and talking can block out sounds of other entities. 3. destroyer (nickname: overreacher, gender: male, age: 178) desc: plays "happy birthday" then teleports to the room you are at. makes deadly poisonous gas that deals lots of damage. get out of range of both it, and its gas to avoid. talks before it goes away. has a 1/3 chance to give box of destructive power, which heals and gives speed. 4. prime (nickname: bouncer ripoff, gender: female, age: 15) desc: basically a faster and stronger bouncer. however, it has way less range. if you are new, it is better to deal with it just like bouncer. otherwise, hugging most walls are a great way to deal with it. makes a low bang before attacking instead of a grunt sound like bouncer, and plays music instead of screaming. talks like bouncer with same voicelines only higher pitched voice! 5. chaser (nickname: not from delusional office, gender: male, age: 15374849, wow bros old lol) desc: tries to sneak up on you by playing absolutely no sound for a bit, then makes loud music. shine a light at it to gain hp, and make it go away (use f to turn your light on!). otherwise, it can be run away from long enough and it will go away. rare, but not too rare. 6. friend (nickname: scary ghost, gender: unknown, age: 3124) desc: not to be confused with fiend for their similar names. will sometimes attack in the darkness, but not the light. flashlight does not count as light toward its spawning. either screams or laughs occasionally. otherwise, it is a variant of bouncer with glitchy, nearly silent sounds. screams very loudly when it despawns. 7. cloner (and his clones) (for cloner: nickname: lalalalaa, gender: none, age: 8976) desc: he makes a static noise then enters the room. makes loud music that can make other entities hard to hear, and shoots clones. the clones each have names (check the inside of the costumes) if a clone hits you, you take damage. all clones and cloner himself talks. 8. priman (nickname: mr. unfair, gender: male, age: 23) desc: prime but longer range, and rebounds. a variant of prime. also might go faster. 9. checker (nickname: uh oh, gender: male, age: 674) desc: fast and deals lots of damage. only way to survive is by listening for it coming then hiding in a locker. be careful... 10. rammer (nickname: true weakling, gender: male, age: 23) desc: the same as bouncer, comes after bouncer sometimes, and deals less damage. thats literally it. -theres also a SECRET entity called "le scary en-001" but i aint tellin ya the mechanic of it haha ---------------------------------------------------------------------- can you get to room 200 and win? easy, right? not when you are always being attacked from every angle! have fuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!