Alright, here we go, from the beginning.. At the beginning of time, there was nothing but pure chaos. After millennia, that chaos became the stars and planets we know today. One of those planets that formed was Earth-a rocky, lifeless, and harsh environment. Slowly, out of that same chaos, came the first life forms: android phones. (Yes, the phones. Don't ask.) Through trial and error, these phones managed to build a society, one with the ultimate android phone in charge. Their name has been lost to time, so for simplicity reasons, we'll call them X. From X descended four Watermelons (totally not Apple) who each claimed a domain of the Earth. Walter claimed the ocean, Timothy claimed the sky, Larry claimed the deepest pits of the world, and Joe claimed the land. For centuries, the Watermelons and the Android Phones lived in peace. That was, until a prophecy spread. An old, wise android claimed that X would be overtaken by one of his sons. X, panicked, locked himself in his castle for years. The Watermelons grew older, stronger, until they were full grown Watermelons. Tired of their father ruling all the land, the Watermelons came up with a plan to dethrone their father. They would unite, Walter throwing tsunamis at the palace, Timothy sending horrible storms and lightning, Larry sending his most frightening skeleton soldiers after the king, and Joe sending the most powerful earthquakes to shake the ground. After it was all over, everyone would get a fair share of the kingdom. On the day of the attack, X immediately felt something was wrong. Going outside, he was immediately met with the wrath of all of his children. It was over before it started. With the king now gone, the brothers each claimed one fourth of the land. And all was peaceful again; all the brothers got married and had children, and those children had children. All was perfect. Although it wouldn't be very long before everything came crashing down.
