*Two people begin walking towards each other from either side of the stage. Person B is holding a book. When they get about halfway across the stage Person A points to the book.* Person A: Look! *Person B looks up. They see person A pointing at the book* Person B: Literacy. Person A: Literally? Person B: Literally. *Slight pause. Person A then point to themself* Person A (Slightly proud): Literally literate. Person B: Literally *il*literate. Person A (indignantly): Illiterate? ILLITERATE? ILLITERAL!!! *A moment of realization* Person A: Illeteral? Not… literal?... (Slight pause) (Decisively) Figurative. *Person B points to a nearby sign* Person B: Look! Person A: No… literary? Person B: No. No littering. Person A: No…. literacy?? Person B: No. No littering. Person A: No no littering? Littering… Good? Person B: No. No littering. Person A: No no littering… Littering. *Person A grabs the book* Person A: Littering literacy. *Person A drops the book* Person B: Litterer is literally illiterate. Person A: Look! *Person A walks over to a box* Person A: A litter! Person B: Literally? Person A: Literally. See? *Peron A picks up box and holds it towards Person B* Person A: A litter of little cats! Person B: Literally? Person A: Literally. *A slight pause* Person B: Lit. *End*
Just some random spur of the moment thing I made and decided to share. Not completely certain about it, but it made my brother laugh so it must be good. Please tell me if you have any feedback. I appreciate every bit of it. Art, story and concept by me. Please don't steal it, or claim it as your own. (If you want to make a comic from it though, the answer is yes XD) So, um, yeah. BAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
