Script for Episode Zari below. Glossary: [] - "gotos" // - Comments ** - Actions Credit to bubblebee2 and bRuHbRuHmEmEmAn for (placeholder) music. Theme: (inside)
[Theme] // unique intro Scratch Cat (SC): Hello! Gobo (G) Hello! SC: Welcome to... G: ... The Infinite Scratch Cat Cage!(Or tSCC) SC: Where we ponder the really really big questions! G: Like- // end intro Zari (Z): ME!!! // no actor for Zari, my friend can do it G+SC: Er, WHAT? Z: Me, Queen Zari! G: Er, we already have a queen. SC: Yeah, Queen Cheddargirl*! Z: Well, me's your NEW queen! And you's me butlers! G: But we don't want to be your butlers! Z: WELL TOO BAD! Me's your new queen! Coconut, GET THEM! G: *Screams* SC: *Screams* G: *Screams* SC: *Screams* G: *Screams* Z: QUIT SCREAMING! SC: OKaaay? G: Aaannnd thats all for this subgect! On to the next one- Z: ME AGAIN! SC: Why? G: Yeah, why? Z: BECAUSE I SAY SO! SC: That... doesn't count... Z: It DOES. Because me is QUEEN! G: O...kay... then? SC: *whispers to Gobo* Let's run. G: *whispers back* Okay.*footsteps* // Use Scratch library Z: COME BACK HERE, BUTLERS! G: *Screams* SC: *Screams* G: We surennder! Z: Good. SC: But only for the rest of the episode. Z: WHAT?! G: *Screams* SC: *Screams* G: *Screams* SC: *Screams* Z: AS YOU'S MASTER AND QUEEN, ME COMMANDS YOU TO STOP SCREAMING! G+SC: OK! Z: Yay! *footsteps* Z: GET BACK HERE, COCONUT! G: I'll help! SC: Me too! Z: Thanks! G: Aaaand that's it! SC: Thanks for listening! G: Bye!
