Ford: (about to ask about the fact that all the funiture is upside down) Wha- Bill: Not now, kitten, Daddy's a shell of his former self Bill: Are you in the right headspace to receive a bag of teeth? Ford: ...??? Bill: Just asking. Bill: (holding a human heart) I got you a present Fordsyyy! Ford: Bill, where did you GET THAT? Bill: Oh yknow.. Bill: around. Bill: (singing Thrift Shop) I wear your grunkle's clothes! I look incredible- Mabel: Wait, if you and Ford... then- Dipper: (horrified) Grunkle Bill... Stan (past): Seriously, smarty-pants, at this point I think you're actually in love with geometry! Ford (past): (giggle) Stan(current): (remembering that) ... Ford(current): (also remembering, and also rembering BILL) ... Bill: (looking at Ford's injuries) WHO DID THIS TO YOU. Ford: (utterly lost) YOU DID Bill: (arranging ded rats into the word "Ford") Yes! This SO nessecary for world domination! Bill: Ooh, I bet that nerd's never been to karaoke either! Ford: (quoting Dipper prolly) "Oh no we're all doomed by the narrative" Maybe you are. I'm the narrative's favourite. Bill: (the narrative) ... Ford: Update, turns out this is not a good thing for me. Bill: (still the narrative) ahahahahaha- Bill: He took my empire of dirt in the divorce Ford: (vacuums angrily) Bill: (holding a ded opossum) Look what I got for your birthdayyy! Ford: (mentally) THAT THING IS BIGGER THAN HE IS!! HOW??? Bill: I need bandages. Ford: (barely concious after working on the portal for days on end) Bill: (slightly concerned for his human) Bill: (gets idea) Bill: Say, Sixer..wanna make a deal? You go to bed, I stop being annoying for a whole day! Ford: (desperately trying to keep his eyes open) ...fine Bill: (internally) YES. Bill, one. Pretty human..fifty four. I'm catching up!
