What if Sillypaw, one of Jay's old characters, met Dazzlingear? What would happen..? Chaos. That's what. GAY. CHAOS. . --- "Im Jenny!" Sillypaw blinked awake, he had been blissfully sleeping on a shiny, PERFECT, rock up in StarClan. Now..? Where the HELL was he!? This most certainly was NOT StarClan! He didn't have a ghost power to go mingle with the... eugh... MORTALS! . --- "Im Sara!" Dazzlingear was walking across the Urchi.... What. This wasn't UrchinClan!? Don't panic! All is good! Look around..? Lichenlinger, the Romeo to his Romeoette, was nowhere to be seen. He was cooked, beyond cooked. . --- "Shes Sara, shes Jen!" A really weird voice giggles behind the two felines. It was a... ugly gay twink femboy? No. Worse. It was Jay. . --- "Been best friends forever!" When the two realized it, it was too late to turn back. Dazz? Sill? COOKED. . --- "Well, since we were 10!!" "Hello, my little blasphemous big-backed leiges!" Jay chirped with a big, malicious smile on his face. Horrified, Sillypaw stepped backward. Stunned, Dazzlingear deadpanned at the figure. "Nah what the hell boi..." . --- "We met at ballet class,," Jay rubbed its hands together, smirking at the cats. "Who is the freaking furry twink and why is it so chopped???" Sill outbursted. "EXCUSE YOU!!?!? RAT." Jay literally slapped the clown makeup right off his face. "Wait rewind you can keep it. Looking like a clown suits you!!" . --- "and ever since thenn!!" The cats blinked, shock spreading across their features. "Oh my rizz...." muttered Dazz, praying to whatever gods above there were to GET HIM OUT. "Oh my rizz is right!! You guys are gonna have a roast battle." DUN DUN DUNN!!11!!!!1!1!!!! . --- "we became inseparable!" D: "Uhm." S: "What the skibidi bro..." J: [weird gay giggling sounds] A long, awkward silence. Jay claps pups hands together, instructing the pair happily. "Let the battle... begin!"
. --- (Sillypaw savage??) Sillypaw blinks at Dazz, unsure of where to begin. "Okay so.. uh.. Yo momma so fat... uh... she calls fridays.. FRYdays." J: [OOOO that was. lame.] Dazzlingear deadpanned, "I don't have a mom." "Oh." . --- (Dazzlingear rubs salt on a wound!!!) Dazzle narrowed his eyes on Sillypaw, smirking. "You look like you ate kitty-pet slop as a kitten." Sillypaw scoffed. D: "Actually nevermind, even that dukie is too good for you." The apprentice's jaw dropped. J: [this is getting heated!!! :3] . --- (They... quit?) After a long while of insults, the cats wailed and bantered. Jay piped up, yawning. "Okay, this is very boring." "Go home, losers." He snapped his digits, sending the two back to where they came from. ------------- that was so fun giggle fart <3
