I’m sorry I kinda forgot about this and writers block is annoying bUT IM BACK TW: censored mild swearing, slight caps (scratch please add italics), shipping, insulting Ren POV “You’re telling me I have to k!ss HIM?!” I cried, throwing my hands in the air. At the exact same time, Martyn went, “K!ss him?! Are you mad?” “Oh, stop being such drama queens,” scoffed Cleo. Everyone else was laughing. At MY expense. Peasants. And k!ss Martyn? Maybe when h3ll freezes over. “Drama queen?” Martyn echoed, “You’re making me k!ss Ren? The same usurper who stole my part?” “Stole?! It was my part, id!ot. You’re just jealous that you didn’t get it.” I snapped back. Cleo was smiling. She was enjoying this. “Now, now, boys. Let’s not fight. We still have a play to rehearse. Glad to see you don’t harbor any ill feelings.” Martyn shot me a de@th glare. I glared right back. If he wanted to be a petty brat, fine. I wasn’t stopping him. “Ren, you’re looking a little riled up there. Maybe you have more… feelings… towards k!ssing Martyn than you think.” Lizzie teased. “Wha— me?! Please! I’d rather k!ss a cockroach.” I replied, ignoring the heat rising in my cheeks. Grian started making k!ssing noises at Martyn. Martyn threw an empty coffee cup at him. Grian dodged, laughing. I was still stewing in frustration. “Okay, calm down. Ren, Martyn, if you don’t want to k!ss, then I can switch your parts. Otherwise, suck it up, buttercups.” Cleo said sharply, being serious again. Switch MY part? The AMAZING Red King? No way. “Absolutely not. I’ll do it.” I said. “I’ll do it too,” Martyn said, “maybe I can practice with a frog. Might be more pleasant.” “Excuse me?!” I demanded, swiping the empty cup and flinging it at Martyn’s face. He caught it, annoyingly smug, while Cleo cackled and everyone else was laughing. Even Etho, who never laughs. They could laugh. Once I was the star of the show, they’d eat their hats.
Haha the boys are fighting I forgot about Lizzie for a bit T-T Credit ofc to all the content creators whose antics inspired this. I’m so sorry I forgot about this and writers block is going hard but I’m back now and I’ll try to post the next chapter soon hhhh Thumb is a bad vector version of ren’s crown from third life
