#2 Ex-Wives from: Six the Musical Lyrics: Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived And tonight, we are Live Listen up let me tell you a story A story that you think you've heard before We know you know our names and our fame and our faces Know all about the glories and the disgraces I'm done 'cause all this time I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme So I picked up a pen and a microphone History's about to get overthrown Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live! Welcome to the show, to the historemix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're Ex-Wives All you ever hear and read about Is our ex and the way it ended But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush You're gonna find out how we got, unfriended Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court And every Tudor rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live In consort Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live! Welcome to the show, to the historemix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Dancing to the beat 'til the break of day, once We're done we'll start again like it's the Renaissance Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're Ex-Wives My name's Catherine of Aragon Was married 24 years I'm a paragon of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me You won't try that again I'm that Boleyn girl and I'm up next See I broke England from the church Yeah, I'm that sexy Why did I lose my head? Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved (Rude) When my son was newly born, I died But I'm not what I seem or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more Ich bin Anne of Cleves Ja! When he saw my portrait, he was like Ja! But I didn't look as good as good as I did in my pic Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little- P--- up your ears, I'm the Catherine who lost her head (Beheaded) For my promiscuity outside of wed Lock up your husbands Lock up your sons K. Howard is here and the fun's begun Five down, I'm the final wife I saw him to the end of his life I'm the survivor Catherine Parr I bet you wanna know how I got this far I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far Do you wanna know how we got this far then? Welcome to the show, to the historemix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Get your hands up, get this party buzzing You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're Ex-Wives One, two, three, four, five... six!
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