En da midle uf typin dis @EvilSquare gy mesaged mi and sed he wuld du da rigting ensted!!!! @EvilSquare here with your translations: Here is what we sell! "Uno deck for $15." (I think she's scamming people because that's clearly a "ONE" deck...) "Clown flower for $6, it sprays water, good for pranking! A NEUTRON STAR for $7,000...?" (EXCUSE ME WHAT...) "Duolingo repellent for $30. Orange sword PNG for $1. It doesn't work as a sword, it's just a PNG. :)"
@EvilSquare here with more information; she also wanted to say that the project is low quality because of the "Nokia Phone and neutron star reducing the quality".