[Sans] So things look bad, and your back’s against the wall Your whole ambition seems kinda hopeless You’re feelin’ filthy as an AU tumblr blog Can’t face the world all glum and joyless You’ve lost your way, you think your life is wrecked Well, let me just say you’re correct [Papy, spoken] Wait, what? [Sans] You’re a loser, Papy A loser, my dear papy You’re a spineless little tiny lich [Papy, spoken] Hey! [Sans] You’re a loser, just like me [Papy, spoken] Thanks, Sans [Sans] You’re a screws-loose femur As hopeless as a Dreemur You’re a skeleton dead in every run But you got company [Papyrus, spoken] Enough with the puns sans [Sans] There was a time I thought that no one could relate To the gruesome ways the world has reset But getting beat by kids can sometimes set you straight! We’re all stuck inside this game of roulette [Papy] I lost my soul to a prepubescent freak [Sans] Haha! And you think that makes you unique? Get outta here, bro We’re both losers, Papy We’re losers, it’s okay to have some [Papy] Humor in my humerus? [Sans] Wow, that one kinda stunk bro heheh [Papy] I’m a loser, brother My ruse has blown its cover So at least I know I’m not alone [Sans] You’re a loser [Sans & Papy] Just like me [Sans] I got an appetite for nappin [papy] I got an appetite for catchin’ Every human falling from the sky [Sans] Go ahead buddy, sing that song, come on! [Papy] I’m super friends with a talking flower [Sans] I have been told that i take long showers Now our water bill is high [sans and papy] They’ll shut it off in just a couple hours [PAPY] You’re a loser, and lazy [sans] A loser, but just maybe if we [s+P] Keep moving forward, things will end up differently [sans] It’s time to choose to be carefree Improve yourself, its still you Papy Sing this now, Or you’ll burn in h3ll [Sans & papy] Be a loser, just like me
credits to djsmell for the music