Genre - Rap or Pop EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION - [Opening]: *Frog croak* Person 1 - “Yo dude, you hear that?” Person 2 - “Yeah? What about it? It’s just a frog.” Person 1 - “Just a frog? Bro you can’t possibly be serious. If you think it’s just a frog you’re definitely delirious.” [Verse 1]: Person 3 - “There can’t possibly be frogs here man, you’re an idiot. Did you forget that we live in the middle of the Arctic?” Person 1 - “Look outside man, why are those things yellow—doesn’t that mean they’re toxic?” Person 2 - “Poison dart frogs numbered to the twelfth power? How many things can go wrong in just a single hour?” [Chorus]: Person 1 - “You know what this is man? It’s an… it’s an… it’s.. AN EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” Person 1 - “Your house is being outnumbered by frogs?” All - “EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” Person 2 - Your pet frog has gone missing?” All - “EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” Person 3 - You got a fly infestation?” All - “EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” [Verse 2]: Person 2 - “Dude what’s with all these frogs?” Person 1 - “I don’t know, but look at that—the sky is getting coated in a thick fog.” Person 2- “Somebody please call Dr. Steven Strange, better yet grab your bow, make this into a range.” Person 1 - “Heck yeah man, get that advantage—use them to do that extra poison damage.” Person 3 - “I can’t agree with shooting, but I can agree that it’s—” [Pre Chorus]: Person 3 - “AN EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” Person 3 - “You ingested poison?” All - “EMERGENCY!” Person 3- “That animal that goes “Ribbit Ribbit?”” All - “FROG!” Person 3 - “What would you call this thing we’re in?” All - “SITUATION!” Person 2 - “I’m sorry—could you please repeat all that?” All - “EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” [Chorus]: Person 1 - “Your house is being outnumbered by frogs?” All - “EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” Person 2 - “Your pet frog has gone missing?” All - “EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” Person 3 - “You got a fly infestation?” All - “EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!” [Verse 3]: Person 2 - “Man, I don't think there exists a natural explanation.” Person 1 - “I don’t think so either man, and honestly my sanity is wearing quite thin.” Person 3 - “Me three guys—is it just me or are the frogs getting long?” Person 1 - “I don’t know what’s going on, but something’s wrong—very very wrong.” Person 4 - “What are you guys doing? Why are you staring out the window? Oh I know why, this is an asylum, and you’re all schizo.”
