A Life of Depression- A MLP Fanfiction- Part NO

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WARNING WARNING: This project has been reshared from about six years ago, when I decided to unshare all ALODs parts. Despite being a parody, like the warning describes, it is still plenty edgy and weird. Reader beware! _________________________________________________________ WARNING: This is really edgy despite being a parody. You've been warned I guess. _________________________________________________________ A Life of Depression Tears streamed down Starlight Glimmer’s cheeks. “Why...?” she wandered out loud. “Why would a stupid thing like a kangaroo separate you from your best friends?” The tears flowed out from Starlight Glimmer like an anime fan on prom night. "Why...?" Starlight Glimmer sat down on her chair . She turned to her laptop, and started memeing. “Why would Starburst...of all ponies...do this to his best friend?” Starlight thought. She tried choking back some more dankness that came. It hurt to hold back memes. It felt like an IP ban from Imgur in her heart that she could not bare. She felt the sides of her head hurting, and drying up dat boi on her cheeks. She rarely used dank memes--in fact, she almost forgot how it felt to dank meme-- and she hated with a cold, bitter passion. This was the time of redemption, where no life wa- wait, what? Starlight was a memelord who went on 4chan, a character in a fanfiction, and nothing more. A mere joke for people to laugh at. Eventually, Starlight arose from her tear-soaked laptop. She wiped her last tears from her eyes, and took a deep breath. She wanted to keep memeing, she really did, but her spirit was out of memes to give. It made her soul hurt. Starlight silently hopped off of her laptop and slowly walked over to her dresser. She looked into the mirror. All she saw was her. After everything, it was still her. Her face was red from memeing. It hurt. This joke, it hurt her. Her pigtails had turned into snakes. ...she didn’t feel like herself. The next morning, Starlight stood outside of her house, waiting for Sunburst. It was her habit. Every morning, this same act would follow. Over and over. However, Sunburst didn't exist. Nothing did. All that followed was the path to school. So, she walked. That was the great thing about the reality she used to live in. No meme jokes, no hopelessness. It was great. Now? She was stuck here, maybe forever. For not understanding the consequences of her actions. After waiting outside her door for thirty minutes, Starlight grumbled. “Ugh, why is he so late?” she exclaimed. Then she remembered. The Codes sent him away. Without even saying goodbye, or even smile at her since that day...they just left her. Starlight closed her eyes and let the overused jokes come. She sniffled, then started making her way towards school. “SUBJECT 31, WHERE IS YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?” Starlight looked up at the thing. She tried narrowing her eyes to hide that she has been crying instead of finding a partner and doing work with them. The thing patiently waited for a response. Starlight had no reply. The thing edited it's protocol. “SUBJECT, BECAUSE OF A LACK OF YOUR DISTINCT OTHER, I REQUEST YOU DO THE WORK ON YOUR OWN OR FIND SOMEONE WHO CARES TO WORK WITH YOU.” then it walked away to help a pair of colts. Starlight sank into her chair. "I hate this world.” she thought. That meant that no one cared. Not even those things. Starlight tried to hold it back, but this caused more memes to come flowing down. “Lifeless incompotent thing.” she muttered a little louder then she meant to. Starlight could feel her teacher turn back to her. “SUBJECT, WAS THAT A DIRECT INSULT?” she said loud, so everyone could hear. Starlight looked around at all of the eyes darting to her exact spot. All subjects had the look that they give you when you get in trouble at school. Starlight blushed in embarrassment and sunk down onto her desk, trying to hide from all of the eyes. It stomped over. “SUBJECT, REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID OR THERE WILL BE IMMEDIATE ACTION TAKEN."