"F the environment" "Your father hates how spiteful I am to children" "If (ex friend) doesn't have any haters, she's probably the one who killed me" Me: "..did you just measure my knees with an Apple Watch charger???" "...yes," (Watching ToH) "Wait, Hooty's VA is the same guy who voices Bill??? (Cipher)" "I got shot in the groin :(" "My babysitter let my neighbors and i throw snowballs at cars. She even joined in when she got bored of just watching." "I set a tree on fire once. Remember Mikey P. and St*pid St*pid Lucas?" "I saved the day, I dumped water buckets on my brother" "One time I tied my brother's sock monkey to the ceiling fan" "Chili and chocolate peanut butter? Sounds like something I would've fed your uncle when i was a teenager," "She told me that she was a very respectable woman, just like her father."
(No, you don't get the context) (And yes, i did have to censor st*pid, it wouldn't have gotten past the filter)
