Lyrics: Howie thought brass was the height of style Now he's got something of a steampunk smile And it's all right It's all right, it's all right Sally got a dagger hung from her septum O'Malley cut his ears off, but wishes that he kept 'em And it's all right (it's all right to look cool) (You do what you do what you do) Rooney got his skull exposed, doggone it! Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it And it's all right (it's all right to look cool) It's all right, it's all right Do what you want with you Be nonchalant with screws Stuck through your eyelids You new wave of pirates Modify (modify whatever) Modify (modify and sever) Modify May nothing get rejected May nothing get infected Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed Adjacent to her eyes 'cause she wants to look mauled And it's all right It's all right, it's all right Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete And it's all right (it's all right to look cool) (You do what you do, what you do) Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope His plan kind of failed, but it would've been dope And it's all right (it's all right to look cool) It's all right, it's all right Do what you want with you Be nonchalant with screws Stuck through your eyelids You new wave of pirates Modify (modify whatever) Modify (modify and sever) Modify May nothing get rejected May nothing get infected Modify (modify whatever) Modify (modify and sever) Modify! May nothing get rejected (knock yourself out) May nothing get infected
