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The future is so yesterday, When everything is run your way Your influence is everywhere, Smell innovation on the air, You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well, I say I don't care! Steve Cobs & Audience: Now let's take a look at the profit margin, (The future is so yesterday,) No let's not, that's corporate jargon! You all want what you understand, (When everything is run your way!) So what I supply is what you'll demand! I'll never lose if you keep letting me win, (Your influence is everywhere,) But with the good that I do, is that such a sin? I created all that you believe! (Too ambitious?) You gave me power you can't relieve! (I don't care!) Audience: Cobs, what does this all mean? What's your latest machine? Steve Cobs: Am I going too fast? Is all this progress too loud? Did I leave you in the past? Let's take some Q's from the crowd... Audience Member 1: This may come off as a stupid question, But what exactly do you aim to achieve? Steve Cobs: Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question, So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave. Audience Member 2: This new product, the "Me" technology, Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology? Steve Cobs: Well, that all depends on your own ideology, But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology. Audience Member 3: Cobs, you're always being coy! Audience Member 4: Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy? Steve Cobs: No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide, And this is no different, you've implied! Audience: So Cobs, is your whole persona intended, To keep those suspicions extended? So all of your schemes become blended, And your work cannot be contended? Steve Cobs: Uhm, no questions! Audience & Cobs: The future is so yesterday, (The future is so yesterday!) When everything is run your way (When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!) Steve Cobs: Your influence is everywhere, Smell innovation on the air, You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well, Cobs & Audience: I! (I!) Don't! (Don't!) Care! Steve Cobs: The future is so yesterday!
