inspired by @SN0WSPOT's everything quotebook: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1125132475/ + https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1169103573/ tn: shadow milk cookie but... BALD if you or your character is in here and you're not comfortable with it, let me know and i'll remove you/your character. ALSO! possible major spoilers for epic the musical, deltarune, and cookie run kingdom ~ "But this was a hell of a twist, 'cause we are weak to a power like this! [What was it?] A woman." - Eurylochus [Odysseus] (Epic: The Musical) "You've got issues." - @whitecat2025 (irl) "You're not twelve, you're eleven! And next year, you're turning... four!" - @SN0WSPOT (irl) "All I've gotta do is open this bag!" - Odysseus (Epic: The Musical) "You're glittery!" - Batpaw (The Silver Shores) "If anyone asks, I drove you out with force." - Bornitespark (The Silver Shores) "*offers cookie*" - @the-hypno-wolf " 'Doors real not clickbait??1!!!11??' we all screamed" - @AuroraPrariealis "i remember when cc used to slip on the worms" - @LoonieLoon "✨respond✨" - @ees-kchen "AHHHHHH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - @Haruki-sky "Deltajune..." - @WaterL1ly "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?" - Noelle (Deltarune Ch. 2) "Ohh, my Silly Vanilly! My pookie bear!" - Shadow Milk Cookie (crk tier list video) "If I fits, I sits!" - GingerBrave (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "And my cookies... all of them!" - Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "GERONIMO!!" - Susie (Deltarune Ch. 2) "[[Hyperlink Blocked]]" - Spamton (Deltarune Ch. 2) "Co-counsel. Hamilton, sit down." - Aaron Burr (Hamilton) "I could easily eat that rock." - Silverstar II (The Silver Shores) "sharter milk bookie </3" - "When does a man become a LOBSTERRRR" - (irl) "I am sorry... I do not know how to laugh." - Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "Pizazz!" - Pikachu (Pokemon UNITE mini-comic) "Cookies were made... to be eaten?" - White Lily Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "PIANO IS NOT A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT" - me (irl, piano in fact is a percussion instrument) "Not me getting flashed by Wind Archer's feet" - an irl friend " 'is that a big child?' " - , technically Opal (The Silver Shores) " 'Kids, meet auntie Batswoop' " - , technically Melancholypaw (The Silver Shores) "YOU CORRECTED ME >:(" - "chatgpt traumatized me" - "erm ur right I really do yap" - "don't worry ame's okay (probably)" - "he's only laughed once in his life" - "Rip my husband. He will be missed" - "Oh, so like... sweets?" - Susie (Deltarune Ch. 2) "I would jump out the window!" - Noelle (Deltarune Ch. 2) "You'll bring the Roaring." - Ralsei (Deltarune Ch. 2) "See you later, blue person who's name I neglected all along!" - Lancer (Deltarune Ch. 1) "Seems like an angry mom put you in some shock cages!" - Lancer (Deltarune Ch. 2) "Let's make it sound punchy! Something bad-[bleep]! Like... The Fun Gang." - Susie (Deltarune Ch. 1) "YES!!" - Clay, Tsunami, and Starflight (Wings of Fire book ) "Witness CONSTRUCTION!" - Burning Spice Cookie (crk is cooked if...) "The Great Destroyer isn't around, is he?" - Nutmeg Tiger Cookie (4th Anniversary crk Voice Acting) "Welcome, folks! Ready... for some giggles?" - Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "I am the monster ra ra ra" - Jorge Riverra Herrans (Epic: The Musical April Fools 'update') "You did NOT JUST-" - Ebony (Rise of the Yarpies) "Go home, Pyro" - Ebony (Rise of the Yarpies) "SHADOWCLAW LET'S GO HUNTING COME ONNNN" - Willowpaw (River of Darkness [unreleased comic]) "Let's play a game!" - Aeolus (Epic: The Musical) "*aggressively A-poses*" - "Shushuhsshhshhhshushhhsh. The adults. Are talking." - Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "What do you mean by 'have fun'?" - Wind Archer Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "I DO NOT SIMP FOR WIND ARCHER" - irl friend (she does) "Stop I'm going to fart on you" - same irl friend "bro really gave me an angry kiss" - me (irl) "And it's gonna feel good!" - Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "WAIT. I FORGOT TO ADD MY STARTER" - "Should we start with you attacking the stump or the stump attacking you first?" - Snugglebugdream (The Silver Shores) "I uh- sort of fell?" - Raspberrypaw (The Silver Shores) "Master of friendship! Way better than Batpaw! I like rabbits and tr- er, exploring!" - Bornitepaw (The Silver Shores) "Does your tail always do that when you lie...?" - Noelle (Deltarune Ch. 2) "Any conflict can be solved through conversations..." - Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "I did not create you to be like this!" - me (irl) "I just saw scarlet witch throw him off a cliff" - "YA GOT RIZZ??" - "Hi kids! Do you like violence?" - JT Music (Five More Nights)
continued "Ruby quickly antidisestablishmentarianism" - Lemon Demon (Word Disassociation) "Flouncy!" - Lemon Demon (Word Disassociation) "Since when did a naked cat get here?" - an irl friend "I NEED HELP" - Shadow Milk Cookie (not canon) "Oh that is so cool! I gotta- I gotta delete this." - me (irl) "Mama says SHHHHH" - Raven (Raven's Home) "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" - Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "e" - @SN0WSPOT "Truthlessness is mercy upon ourselves!" - Shadow Milk Cookie (not canon) "OMNOMNMCHUMNOMN" - Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) "THE WAY YOU DREW HIS SOUL JAM" - me "Who decided to self insert themselves" - irl friend "WHOO! GO EBONY! MY BBG!" - Clandestine (you don't need a fork to eat a waffle) "I love you UwU" - Clandestine (you don't need a fork to eat a waffle) "REVOLUTION!" - Clandestine (you don't need a fork to eat a waffle) "You moved seats six times to sit with me" - Ebony (you don't need a fork to eat a waffle) "You just don't get it! This is why I like dad better! [I am your dad.] .../OTHER/ dad." - someone [someone] (silly little thing my friend came up with) "You killed my sheep." - Polyphemus (Epic: The Musical) "I'm a general, whee!" - Charles Lee (Hamilton) "Awesome. /Wow./" - Angelica Schuyler (Hamilton) cut off swear warning below "Sit down, John, you fat mother-" - Alexander Hamilton (Hamilton) "He said Jonathan's name the way most people would say the word 'diarrhea.' " - Narrator (Scar Island) "I am a lunatic. Not an idiot." - Librarian (Scar Island) "I don't want a drill in my mouth!" - @whitecat2025 (irl) ":baseball bat:" - @Storm-sightBender "Hah, well you got the warmest welcome you could ever get!" - Fire Spirit Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom, although the quote may be slightly inaccurate) "Why didn't anyone tell me this was breaken?" - science teacher "I WISH FOR GAY!!" - irl friend's sister "AND I GOT SILLY VANILLYYLYLSJSHSJOASOKWKDLWPWODT" - irl friend "...ow" - @whitecat2025 (irl) "She wants to be a cop when she grows up, so don't tell her... that I BROKE THE LAWW" - @SN0WSPOT (irl) "How do you attack an attack?" - irl friend "Alas, Mario died during his final fight against Bowser. His plumber luck has finally run out... Luigi was too cowardly to accompany Mario during the battle... and, Peach willingly married Bowser" - me (irl what is wrong with me) "*The locker is locked. *The locker is locked. *The locker is locked. *The locker is locked. *Don't try to open it again. *You can't. It's locked." - Deltarune Chapter 1 "meanie poopie pantieszz" - irl friend (scratch stop yelling at me about a bad word...) "She's a goddess" - irl friend "*cries in shadowvanilla*" - me "Exterminate- assassinate!" - Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice) "Bro, still muscle but weak" - me "STOP BEING BALD. WHY IS HE BALD. EYAHHH" - me "Raise your children better. This one's trying to kill you." - Xenithclaw (Wisestar's Lullarby) "Eat it like it's Pure Vanilla Cookie" - irl friend "Pesky water molecules" - science teacher "AHH! METEORITE" - band teacher "Six, seven" - band teacher "i'm legit going to crash out if another person says "o" as a response" - me (sorta irl) "wow jax really loves licking cats" - @Storm-sightBender "Ma'am, don't forget your sunglasses" - idk "...Susie beat up an old man?!" - Noelle (Deltarune Chapter 4 unused flavor text) "If you're going to eat the snack tray, do it outside” - Carol (Deltarune Chapter 4) “Raspberrthwart” - @Haruki-sky “So I haveth a laser pointere.” - Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune Chapter 3) “PIZZA DELIVERY” - Sunny (Omori)
