Goofy Ahhhhhhh Europe 1: France is Napoleonic 2: Russia's eye was bitten by a mosquito 3: Bulgaria owns Balkans 4: Germany was Austrofied 5: Liechenstein was turned into the Austrian Empire 6: Czzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeecccchhhhh 7: MASSIVE Estonia 8: MASSIVE Vatican 9: San Marino is an island.