Use the arrow keys to move around and press space to use things. Touch the tops of the door to go through them. Eating makes your Food go higher Sleeping makes your Sleep go higher (mind blowing, I know right?) Swimming makes your Health go higher Playing the maze makes your Happy go higher Maze: Use WASD to move. Try to get to the green circle.
The game has only one major glitch: You can't go from the orange room to the grey room. If for some reason you end up outside the house, just move around and you'll spawn back in. It isn't physically possible to live forever in this game. There is a 100% chance that you'll die eventually. Thanks for playing!