My fellow scratchers, I am excited to announce that after over 3 and a half years of coming back to this project, even before I made my @--TheDoodler-- account, I have finally reached a key milestone in my life. I have finally beaten "Kuppa Buys A Samiche Simulater (tha game)" by @The_Mad_Lad. I've always gotten stuck on the dry bones boss because of how fast and all over the place their attacks were, and when I first played this game, I was like 11 or smth and I didn't understand that I actually have to FOCUS on the PLAYER and the PROJECTILES heading TOWARDS them. I also didn't realize that the boss heals by 10 hp every time you get hit. It was really hard for me, and I gave up every time I've tried. Now, I'm 4 years older with a slightly more developed brain, and I know how to ✨game✨ better, thanks to more experience with video games. That along with my patience, resilience, and locked-in-ness, led me to my utmost greatest and memorable success ever. My fellow scratchers, today is a moment in the present. It is also a mark of history due to events that happened. This is definitely one of the events that will go in the books. The books about things. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go play the game yourself. It's one of the most beautifully written video games out there. It's really a shame that it got snubbed at the Game Awards. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/560970643/ I hoped you liked my essay about this significant cornerstone in my life. Press space to see historical artifact. (I love finding old comments from my friends & acquaintances) This project is hyperbole in case you can't tell