READY PLAYER TWO BY Mashed and the Chalkeaters

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PLEASE DON'T BAN THIS SCRATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Full lyrics: He’s too dam* slow, yeah, even for a fox He’s scared of Koopa shells and question blocks Anyone can fly a plane Anyone can vacuum ghosts But it’s not easy being loved the most No wonder the Switch brand color isn’t green (Mama mia I’d kil* myself) And Sega’s blue like all the things (Like me!) Who also make a barrel swing? Who else would date a Koopa queen? The burden falls on heroes of the screen! (Woohoo!) F it Ready player two! Ready ready player player two! Ready player two! Ready ready player player two! It’s time to raise my voice, It’s time to make some noise! ‘Cause I’m a second choice, I’m just a second choice! So-called protagonist, You mold my agonies! I get up off my knees, I’m pressing start now! When his baby in trouble, I’m running I’m playing his humble taller double, when it’s ’bout my Boo, he’s ghostin and watching me stumble You be hating my struggle, cuz I’ma snatch the Air Bubble I’m just tryna live, try to set me free from your lil brotha The movie sold me short, Was in it less than Toad I’m betting my spaghetti- You’re getting stomped on! We’re never at the front, a spinoff afterthought This time we’re catching up- To tear your freaking needles off! I’m tired of being a bother A player two equals zero It’s always Mario Brothers And Sonic Heroes Rise up against glory hedgehogs And mushroom-swallowing gluttons New game plus awaits, Now we smash buttons! We’re not your clockwork toys, Wound up with just your voice! Always a second choice, We’re not a second choice! So-called protagonists, You mold our agonies! We’re getting off our knees, Just wait a second It’s time to raise my voice, It’s time to make some noise! We’re not a second choice, We’re not a second choice! So-called protagonist, You mold our agonies! We’re getting up off our knees, We’re smashing start now! Ready player two! Ready ready player player two! Ready player two! Ready ready player player two! Ready player two! Ready ready player player two! Ready player two! Ready ready player player