According to the infinite monkey theorem, a monkey randomly hitting keys at a typewriter will eventually write every work of Shakespeare given infinite time. Sadly, I don't have a monkey, infinite time, a typewriter, or every work of Shakespeare. But this is close enough.
Roughly every 0.03 seconds, the exact amount of time varies, a random letter will be chosen out of all of the unique letters in "Shakespeare". It will continue doing this until it forms an 11 letter word and then start over. According to my math, it will take about 125,210,870 years, 1 month, and 12 days to write "Shakespeare".
