Q. What is your first name? A. Harpy Q. What race are you? (Hylian, Gerudo, Kokiri, etc) A. Rito Q. What is your age or approximate age (adult, child, teen)? A. 19. I'm a teenager. Q. In which region of Hyrule do you live? Or are you from another place, such as Termina? A. I'm from the Hebra region, but I can often be found somewhere else, cuz I love to travel. Q. Do you have a specific status? If so, what? (princess, chief, etc) A. I'm a Secret Sage! We're an elite group bound by fate to step in if Hyrule even needs us. Q. Where is your favorite place to hang out? Why? A. I like to chill on Lightcast Island. Great view, you can catch fish, play hide-and seek or jumpscare someone, and low gravity is fun! Q. Do you have a job? If so, what is it and do you enjoy it? A. I'M A SECRET SAGE. I LOVE IT. I'm also, like, the best archer ever. I once shot a Gleeok in all three eyes, blindfolded, dizzy, and backwards! With a broken bow. Q. What is your favorite food or dish? A. Dark Stew! I like to live dangerously! In addition, it protects me from Ganon's gropy bois! Q. What is your favorite animal or creature? Would it make a good pet? A. I like Cold-Footed wolves. I don't think they'd be good pets, cuz they're very aggressive. Q. Would you like to be notified when your newspaper is published? A. YEEEEEEES Extra Questions: Q. Least Favorite Creature/Animal/Monster? A. Ganon's Gropy Bois! AKA, Gloom Spawn. Q. What Weapon Do You Use? A. The Greater Eagle Bow Q. Least Favorite Spot in Hyrule? A. Arbiter's Grounds Q. Any hobbies? A. I'm in a band. We're the best one in Hyrule, but we don't have a name yet. At least, we're better than those stuck-up Stable Heroes. They SUCK. Q. Craziest thing that ever happened to you? A. When a Frost Gleeok became docile when I petted its belly. Thank you! If you have an image of yourself (from the game or a drawing) it would be appreciated if you included it in the remixed project, or include a link for a picture we can use here: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1182070344/
Name's Harpy. Wait, why am I explaining this here, the interview is up there. You folks can read, and if you can't then too bad, go learn, and then go read the interview. T_T Dark Stew Recipe: Dark Clump Any raw meat Any seafood, but I like bright-eyed crabs or Staminoka Bass! This took up about ten minutes of my day, so it better be worth it! -Harpy, Secret Sage of the Gales, Destroyer of Skolvera, Weilder of the Greater Eagle Bow, Scourge of the Tempests, and the One living Rito more skilled with a bow than the Champion Revali! Who am I? You REALLY don't remember? Wow. You're dumb as a rock. Well, you were about to get executed. Then, my Sacred Stone started glowing. So I went over to Gerudo Town and blew up the wall. I saved you, but you blacked out. I dunno why. What, you think I have all the answers? I'm just an average Rito! But better. Of course. Yeah. YOU'RE WELCOME! Anyway, I have better things to do than associate with the likes of YOU, so byeeeee! What? You think that I'm the new Tulin? Lol. Yeah, NO. Do I look like Tulin? NO, cuz I'm Harpy, you idiot. I regret saving you. You stuck-up excuse for a hero. Don't you GET IT? They're too strong for you. You'll die if you go out there. Yeah, NO, I have better things to do. Like not associate with you. Argh, you're so annoying. FINE.
