"Oh no! Last night while the campers were sleeping, Smarlls the ibex’s stash of mangoes was stolen, and everyone here is a suspect. For today’s daily, write an alibi explaining why you’re innocent. Your defense must be at least 350 words, and you can collect 250 points (and an additional 100 for sharing) for your cabin." As you all know, Smarlls' stash of mangoes was stolen when we were sleeping, and every camper's a suspect. Including me. Luckily, the daily grants me a chance to prove my innocence! So here you go! Here's my reasons why I couldn't have taken Smarlls' stash! First of all, I haven't been on SWC for a while. I was too busy doomscrolling, breathing, playing roblox, doomscrolling, and listening to vocaloid music. I wrote most of this daily in 1 hour before the deadline in one draft! I wasn't even here for cabin wars! Assuming that the mango stealing was during cabin wars, I couldn't be there to see it. Secondly, I don't like mangoes! Once, I tried a piece of a mango. I was expecting it to taste sweet and smooth, but it had a peculiar taste and it was firmer than I expected. I know SWC is 99% mangoes, but I'm only here for the 0.3%. Writing. If I don't like mangoes, why would I steal them? Some may say that I oppose Smarlls since I joined the mascot cookout on the November 2024 session, where the hosts served the mascots as food. However, that was because I wanted to eat food made by the mascots, not because I wanted to eat the mascots themselves! I saw an advertisement in the studio comments and assumed we would eat food made by the mascots. I wasn't the only one to assume that we weren't eating the mascots. See the comment thread in the mascot cookout studio, where Alana says that it's time to eat the mascots. Also, after the cookout, I started my own Apocalyptic BBQ so that anyone (aka the apocalytic cabin) could have a fun bbq without the fear of eating sentient beings. So no, I have no beef with Smarlls just because I was lied to about a cookout. Ok, let's sum this up. I don't like mangoes, I didn't participate in SWC much, and I don't have beef with Smarlls. With these reasons combined, the only verdict for me is innocent. Thanks for taking the time to read this thing!
