They're not really random, because I still decided what all the questions would be and in what order they would appear. You may now yell "nobody cares, nerd!" at the computer screen. If you've never done one of these before, just remix and type your answers into the instructions/notes-and-credits. Q1: If you could only listen to ONE album for the rest of your life, which one would it be? A1: Q2: Which letter would you remove from the English alphabet first? A2: Q3: What is your favorite holiday? A3: Q4: What is your favorite episode of The Amazing Digital Circus? If you haven't watched that, then what's your favorite episode of any TV show? A4: Q5: Would you rather have the power to turn invisible on command (clothes also turn invisible and other stuff necessary to make it not useless), or have the power to alter people's memories at will? What horrible things will you do with your power? A5: Q6: Thoughts on the music genre "singer-songwriter?" A6: Q7: Favorite pick-up line? A7: Q8: Favorite blood type and why? If you don't have a favorite blood type, either you don't know much about blood types, or you're normal, and you need to leave. A8: Q9: Favorite book trilogy? If you answer Lord of The Rings, you're normal, get out. A9: Q10: If over the past 2 questions you were called normal, how does it feel to be normal-shamed? A10: Q11: The gods have decided they're going to relocate you to a deserted island (with no means of contact to the outside world). You are allowed to bring nothing but 3 people of your choice and one item (the item cannot be utilized to escape the island or contact people outside of the island.) Who and what do you bring? A11: Q12: The gods have cursed the island to be incapable of growing food, and if you assumed there would be wildlife on the island, all the wildlife is gone now. In what order do you eat the people you brought to the island? A12: Q13: Infuriated with what the gods just made you do, you declare war against them. What weapon(s) do you bring to the battlefield? A13: Q14: You lose the battle, and the gods mercifully give you 24 hours to live back on Earth before your soul will be thrown out of existence, rendering you dead and permanently unconscious. What do you spend your 24 hours doing? There is no way to end or extend your sentence, don't bother. A14: Q15: What's your favorite color? A15: Q16: Did I ask that in the last Q&A project? I don't remember. A16: Q17: What's your favorite multiplayer game? A17:
Q18: How many times has this happened to you? There's a cat. And it won't tell you its name. You don't recognize the cat. It's not your cat. You don't have a cat. But it's here. And it won't tell you what you need to know; in order to properly assess the situation. Because the cat is much larger than any cat you've seen before. It's a bear. A18: Q19: Favorite fictional character? A19: Q20: You HAVE to have imperfect immortality. What form does your immortality take? (Your body regenerates constantly at a slow rate, you're immune to sickness and starvation and old age, your consciousness lives in a computer, the Bill Cipher method, etc.) A20: Q21: Favorite melee weapon? A21: Q22: Favorite ranged weapon? A22: Q23: Thoughts on the concept of love? A23: Q24: What's your favorite pop band with a 3-letter name? (Must be based in New York, at least one band member must be Ryan Met.) A24: Q25: Did you watch the game last night? A25: Q26: Pentagrams or octagrams? A26: Q27: Would you rather work for Lethal Company, be a prisoner of war in Iron Lung, or have a gambling addiction in Buckshot Roulette? A27: Q28: What/who's your favorite monster? A28: Q29: How many songs have you listened to in the past 24 hours? A29: Q30: What is your favorite fictional world and how long would you survive in it? A30: Q31: A cursed trolley is destined to kill 5 people every year. However, you can alter the curse by pulling a lever. This will cause the trolley to kill only 1 person every year, for the rest of your life. Once you're dead, it will start killing 15 people every year. Everyone knows about the only killing 1 person part, and everyone knows you were given the choice to pull the lever, but only you know about the killing 15 people part. Do you pull the lever? A31: Q32: An ordinary trolley is heading towards some random human named Kyle. You can pull a lever to divert the trolley to hit 85 deer instead. Do you pull the lever? A32: Q33: You wake up in a white void with nothing but you and two doors (ignore the contradictory part of that statement.) The left door is dirty, red, and missing a hinge. The right door is clean, normal wood colored, and overall boring. A male British voice in your head introduces himself as the narrator, tells you to enter the boring door, and advises you not to entertain your curiosity of the red door. Which door do you enter? (I mean you COULD just stay in the void but you'll starve to death eventually.) A33: Q34: It seems I made way too many questions with super long setups and had to cut the project down from 50 questions to 35. Did you like the questions with long setups more or less than the simple ones? A34: Q35: Did you have room to easily answer all the questions within the character limits? A35: Credit to Will Wood for all songs in the project (Falling Up, White Noise, and The Main Character.)
