TODAYS TOP STORIES Rita Skeeter's articles for The Daily Profit have been discontinued by the minister for magic, Hermione Granger. Skeeter had been reporting for the prophet for almost thirty years until recent studies show that around sixty-four percent of her articles were all complete lies! It's about time if you ask me, that woman was getting on my nerves! Quidditch Legend Ginny Potter has resigned from her position as chaser for the Holyhead Harpies and is now becoming a Quidditch Reporter! We all wish her the best and hope she enjoys it and does a terrific job! Meanwhile her youngest daughter Lily Luna will be graduating from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry later this year. Minerva McGonagall says she's terribly sorry for the trouble caused by The Dark Lord's daughter Delphini when she illegally used a time-turner to go back to 1995 five years ago with two innocent students. Head of Auror office Harry Potter took care of her after that. Speaking of Hogwarts, Luna Lovegood's charm programme has been successful, all the Nargles have fled way from Hogwarts and the school is peaceful once again. Thank you for reading and we will have more information in the following week
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